Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking

Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what's now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English.Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw pillows! Read with awe as I reveal the importance of not ending up as part of a velociraptor turd! Share the joy as I relate how we accidentally invented the missionary position when Tamuk tripped over a tree root and fell on top of his cousin, Twin Moons. See how caveman really felt about: * Family Life: &quote;Kids and food. . .it's important to know the difference.&quote; * Clothing: &quote;Sometimes back hair just isn't enough.&quote; * Fighting: &quote;Like rugby with spears.&quote; And for all you aspiring Fred Flinstones, I'll be offering up some modern-day wisdom, like redoing your apartment, Miocene-era style, and hosting your own caveman-themed barbeques and weekend retreats. Praise For Steve Graham's The Good, The Spam, And The Ugly &quote;Gleefully offensive.&quote;--Publishers Weekly &quote;Thanks for using a pseudonym.&quote; --Steve's father