Don't Arm Wrestle a Pirate: 101 Really Bad Ideas

Don't arm-wrestle a pirate; Don't go grouse shooting dressed as a giant grouse; Don't remove a stray eyelash with a vacuum cleaner; Don't claim you're a brain surgeon because 'It seemed like that's what people wanted to hear at the time' ...101 Things Not to Do that will result in severe embarrassment, excruciating pain, untimely death or a wickedly funny book.