Unaccustomed as I am... The Wedding Speech Made Easy

All wedding types will be catered for: ­ big, small, religious, second marriage, atheist, straight, same-sex, church, field...

All speakers will be addressed:­ bride, groom, father, mother, best woman and literally everyone in between...

All eventualities will be planned for: ­ mic failures, drunk guests, missing brides, smashed glasses, weeping FOBs, forgotten words...

All of which will be delightfully and wittily illustrated, with a mix of little-known wedding facts and a whole host of inspirational (or not) quotations.